A ghost joke
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
Ban-she Ban-she!
A vampire joke
What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?
A coffin break!
A witch joke
Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches?
Because it was an ‘appy rash!
A Halloween joke
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize […]
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zoom!
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zsa Zsa!
Zsa Zsa who?
Zsa Zsa last Knock Knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zubin!
Zubin who?
Zubin eating garlic again!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zippy!
Zippy who?
Mrs Zippy!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zizi!
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zone!
Zone who?
Zone shadow scares him!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zookeeper!
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zany!
Zany who?
Zany body home!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zebulon!
Zebulon who?
Zebulon to me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zeke!
Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zinka!
Zinka who?
Zinka the ship!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zinnia!
Zinnia who?
Zinnia on TV - You look shorter!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yucca!
Yucca who?
Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yukon!
Yukon who?
Yukom say that again!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yuri!
Yuri who?
Yuri great friend!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yvonne!
Yvonne who?
Yvonne to be alone?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zaire!
Zaire who?
Zaire air is polluted!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yoga!
Yoga who?
Yoga what it takes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yogi bear!
Yogi bear who?
Yogi bear and you’ll get arrested!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yolanda!
Yolanda who?
Yolanda me some money!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
Did you call?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yucatan!
Yucatan who?
Yucatan fool some people all of the time…!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yachts!
Yachts who?
Yachts up, doc!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Ride em cowboy!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yehuda!
Yehuda who?
Yehuda dance all night!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yelp!
Yelp who?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda le lee whoo!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
X!
X who?
X for breakfast!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier your breath, I’m not leaving!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xenia!
Xenia who?
Xenia stealing my sweets!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by know!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody answer the door please!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Woody!
Woody who?
Woody you want!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wynette!
Wynette who?
Wynette let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wyoming!
Wyoming who?
Wyoming so mean to me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willoughby!
Willoughby who?
Willoughby a monkey’s uncle!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wilma!
Wilma who?
Wilma lunch be ready soon?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine don’t you like these jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Witold!
Witold who?
Witold you what to do!