Jokes

A ghost joke What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off? Ban-she Ban-she! A vampire joke What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day? A coffin break! A witch joke Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches? Because it was an ‘appy rash! A Halloween joke [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Zoom! Zoom who? Zoom did you expect! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zsa Zsa! Zsa Zsa who? Zsa Zsa last Knock Knock joke! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zubin! Zubin who? Zubin eating garlic again!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Zippy! Zippy who? Mrs Zippy! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zizi! Zizi who? Zizi when you know how! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zone! Zone who? Zone shadow scares him! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zookeeper! Zookeeper who? Zookeeper away from me!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Zany! Zany who? Zany body home! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zebulon! Zebulon who? Zebulon to me! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zeke! Zeke who? Zeke and you shall find! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zinka! Zinka who? Zinka the ship! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zinnia! Zinnia who? Zinnia on TV – You look [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Yucca! Yucca who? Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yukon! Yukon who? Yukom say that again! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yuri! Yuri who? Yuri great friend! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yvonne! Yvonne who? Yvonne to be alone? Knock Knock Who’s there? Zaire! Zaire who? Zaire [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Yoga! Yoga who? Yoga what it takes! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yogi bear! Yogi bear who? Yogi bear and you’ll get arrested! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yolanda! Yolanda who? Yolanda me some money! Knock Knock Who’s there? You! You who? Did you call? Knock Knock Who’s there? Yucatan! Yucatan who? Yucatan [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Yachts! Yachts who? Yachts up, doc! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Ride em cowboy! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yehuda! Yehuda who? Yehuda dance all night! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yelp! Yelp who? Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yoda! Yoda who? Yoda [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? X! X who? X for breakfast! Knock Knock Who’s there? Xavier! Xavier who? Xavier your breath, I’m not leaving! Knock Knock Who’s there? Xenia! Xenia who? Xenia stealing my sweets! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ya! Ya who? I didn’t know you were a cowboy! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yacht! Yacht who? [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know! Knock Knock Who’s there? Woody! Woody who? Woody answer the door please! Knock Knock Who’s there? Woody! Woody who? Woody you want! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wynette! Wynette who? Wynette let me in? Knock Knock Who’s there? Wyoming! Wyoming who? Wyoming [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Willoughby! Willoughby who? Willoughby a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wilma! Wilma who? Wilma lunch be ready soon? Knock Knock Who’s there? Wine! Wine who? Wine don’t you like these jokes! Knock Knock Who’s there? Witches! Witches who? Witches the way to go home! Knock Knock Who’s there? Witold! Witold [...]