Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wilfred!
Wilfred who?
Wilfred like his present?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willa!
Willa who?
Willa you marry me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
William!
William who?
William-ind your own business!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willie!
Willie who?
Willie be home for dinner!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis rain ever stop!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whitney!
Whitney who?
Whitney have to say to me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whittle!
Whittle who?
Whittle Orphan Annie!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who!
Who who?
You sound like an owl!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Whoopi!
Whoopi who?
Whoopi cushion!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wicked!
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weirdo!
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Welcome!
Welcome who?
Welcome up and see me sometime!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy come to take you away I won’t stop them!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wes!
Wes who?
Wes Side Story!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wheelbarrow!
Wheelbarrow who?
Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watson!
Watson who?
Watson television!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watusi!
Watusi who?
Watusi is what you get!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne who?
Wayne are you coming over to my house!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weevil!
Weevil who?
Weevil work it out!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Welk!
Welk who?
Welk-ome home!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warren!
Warren who?
Warren my birthday suit!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warrior!
Warrior who?
Warrior you been all my life!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wash!
Wash who?
Wash you there , Fred!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water skier!
Water skier who?
Water skier’d of, I’m harmless!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walt!
Walt who?
Walt till your father gets home!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walter!
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wannetta!
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time please!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warner!
Warner who?
Warner you coming out to play!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wafer!
Wafer who?
Wafer a long time but now I’m back!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wah!
Wah who?
Well you don’t have to get so excited about it!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wallace!
Wallace who?
Wallace saying nasy things about you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Walnuts!
Walnuts who?
Walnuts around here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vivaldi!
Vivaldi who?
Vivaldi books, there’s nothing to read!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vlad!
Vlad who?
Vlad to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo!
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waddle!
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I go away!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wade!
Wade who?
Wade till next time!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic a card, any card!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viola!
Viola who?
Viola sudden don’t you know me?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Violet!
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Virtue!
Virtue who?
Virtue get those big blue eyes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viscount!
Viscount who?
Viscount you behave!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Valencia!
Valencia who?
Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa bus be along in a minute!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa going to grow up?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vanilla!
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?