Jokes

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wilfred! Wilfred who? Wilfred like his present? Knock Knock Who’s there? Willa! Willa who? Willa you marry me! Knock Knock Who’s there? William! William who? William-ind your own business! Knock Knock Who’s there? Willie! Willie who? Willie be home for dinner! Knock Knock Who’s there? Willis! Willis who? Willis rain ever [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Whitney! Whitney who? Whitney have to say to me! Knock Knock Who’s there? Whittle! Whittle who? Whittle Orphan Annie! Knock Knock Who’s there? Who! Who who? You sound like an owl! Knock Knock Who’s there? Whoopi! Whoopi who? Whoopi cushion! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wicked! Wicked who? Wicked make beautiful music [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Weirdo! Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going! Knock Knock Who’s there? Welcome! Welcome who? Welcome up and see me sometime! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy come to take you away I won’t stop them! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wes! Wes who? Wes Side Story! Knock Knock Who’s [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Watson! Watson who? Watson television! Knock Knock Who’s there? Watusi! Watusi who? Watusi is what you get! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wayne! Wayne who? Wayne are you coming over to my house! Knock Knock Who’s there? Weevil! Weevil who? Weevil work it out! Knock Knock Who’s there? Welk! Welk who? Welk-ome [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Warren! Warren who? Warren my birthday suit! Knock Knock Who’s there? Warrior! Warrior who? Warrior you been all my life! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wash! Wash who? Wash you there , Fred! Knock Knock Who’s there? Water! Water who? Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this! [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Walt! Walt who? Walt till your father gets home! Knock Knock Who’s there? Walter! Walter who? Walter-wall carpeting! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wanda! Wanda who? Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wannetta! Wannetta who? Wannetta time please! Knock Knock Who’s there? Warner! Warner who? Warner you coming [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wafer! Wafer who? Wafer a long time but now I’m back! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wah! Wah who? Well you don’t have to get so excited about it! Knock Knock Who’s there? Waiter! Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Wallace! Wallace who? Wallace saying [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Vivaldi! Vivaldi who? Vivaldi books, there’s nothing to read! Knock Knock Who’s there? Vlad! Vlad who? Vlad to meet you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Voodoo! Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are! Knock Knock Who’s there? Waddle! Waddle who? Waddle you give me if I go away! Knock Knock Who’s there? [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Vic! Vic who? Vic a card, any card! Knock Knock Who’s there? Viola! Viola who? Viola sudden don’t you know me? Knock Knock Who’s there? Violet! Violet who? Violet the cat out of the bag! Knock Knock Who’s there? Virtue! Virtue who? Virtue get those big blue eyes! Knock Knock Who’s [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Valencia! Valencia who? Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back? Knock Knock Who’s there? Value! Value who? Value be my Valentine? Knock Knock Who’s there? Vanessa! Vanessa who? Vanessa bus be along in a minute! Knock Knock Who’s there? Vanessa! Vanessa who? Vanessa going to grow up? Knock Knock Who’s there? [...]