Jokes

Knock Knock Who’s there? Usher! Usher who? Usher wish you would let me in! Knock Knock Who’s there? Uta! Uta who? Uta sight, uta mind! Knock Knock Who’s there? Utah! Utah who? Utah told me to knock! Knock Knock Who’s there? Utica! Utica who? Utica the high road and I’ll take the low road! Knock [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tyrone! Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tyson! Tyson who? Tyson of this on for size! Knock Knock Who’s there? Uganda! Uganda who? Uganda get away with this! Knock Knock Who’s there? Uriah! Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball! Knock Knock Who’s there? Uruguay! Uruguay who? You go [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Turkey! Turkey who? Turkey, open door! Knock Knock Who’s there? Turnip! Turnip who? Turnip the heat it’s cold in here! Knock Knock Who’s there? Twig! Twig who? Twig or tweat! Knock Knock Who’s there? Twyla! Twyla who? Twyla light of the Gods! Knock Knock Who’s there? Typhoid! Typhoid who? Typhoid that [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tripoli! Tripoli who? Tripoli play! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tsongas! Tsongas who? Tsongas you’re here, lets tell some Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tuna! Tuna who? Tuna piano and it’ll sound better! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tunis! Tunis who? Tunis company, three’s a crowd! Knock Knock Who’s there? Turin! [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Toothy! Toothy who? Toothy the day after Monday! Knock Knock Who’s there? Torch! Torch who? Torch you’d never ask! Knock Knock Who’s there? Toronto! Toronto who? Toronto be a law against Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who’s there? Toucan! Toucan who? Toucan play at this game! Knock Knock Who’s there? Toyota! [...]

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tis. Tis who? Tis who is good to blow your nose with. Knock Knock Who’s there? Toast! Toast who? Toast where the days! Knock Knock Who’s there? Toby! Toby who? Toby or not toby, that is the question! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tolkien! Tolkien who? Tolkiens get you on the subway! [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Thumb! Thumb who? Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thumpin! Thumping who? Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thurston! Thurston who? Thurston and hungerin’! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tibet! Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise! [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Theresa! Theresa who? Theresa fly in my soup! Knock Knock Who’s there? Therese! Therese who? Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thermos! Thermos who? Thermos be a better way! Knock Knock Who’s there? Theron! Theron who? Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Thayer! Thayer who? Thayer sorry and I won’t tell teacher! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thea! Thea who? Thea later, alligator! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thelma! Thelma who? Thelma your soul! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thelonius! Thelonius who? Thelonius kid in town! Knock Knock Who’s there? Theodore! Thedore who? Theodore is shut, [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Teresa! Teresa who? Teresa green! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tex! Tex who? Tex two to tango! Knock Knock Who’s there? Texas! Texas who? Texas are getting higher every year! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thaddeus! Thaddeus who? To be or not to be, thaddeus the question! Knock Knock Who’s there? Thatcher! Thatcher [...]