Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uta!
Uta who?
Uta sight, uta mind!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah told me to knock!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Utica!
Utica who?
Utica the high road and I’ll take the low road!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uva!
Uva who?
Uva vacuum!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I’ll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey, open door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it’s cold in here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Twyla!
Twyla who?
Twyla light of the Gods!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Typhoid!
Typhoid who?
Typhoid that song before!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you’re here, lets tell some Knock Knock
jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it’ll sound better!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you’d never ask!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock
jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin’!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Therese!
Therese who?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theron!
Theron who?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thomas!
Thomas who?
Thomas happy fella!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won’t tell teacher!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Teresa!
Teresa who?
Teresa green!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!