Jokes

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tarzan! Tarzan who? Tarzan stripes forever! Knock Knock Who’s there? Teachers! Teachers who? Teachers for the red white and blue. Hip hip..! Knock Knock Who’s there? Teheran! Teheran who? Teheran up the road! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tennessee! Tennessee who? Tennessee is played at Wimbledon! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tennis! Tennis [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Sybil! Sybil who? Sybil Simon met a pieman…! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tad! Tad who? Tad’s all folks! Knock Knock Who’s there? Taipei! Taipei who? Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tamara! Tamara who? Tamara the world! Knock Knock Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? Your [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Sven! Sven who? Sven Brides for Seven Brothers! Knock Knock Who’s there? Swede! Swede who? Swede smell of success! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sweden! Sweden who? Sweden the coffee! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sweden! Sweden who? Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sy! Sy who? Sycho!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Statue! Statue who? Statue? This is me! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stefan! Stefan who? Stefan it quick before it bites me! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stella! Stella who? Stella want to go home! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stepfather! Step father who? One stepfather and I’ll let you have it! Knock Knock [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Spock! Spock who? Spock louder! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stacey! Stacey who? Stacey’ted until the bus stops! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stalin! Stalin who? Stalin for time! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stan! Stan who? Stan back or I’ll shoot! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stanton! Stanton who? Stanton here answering questions is [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Soup! Soup who? Superman! Knock Knock Who’s there? Snow! Snow who? Snow use, I’ve forgotten my key again! Knock Knock Who’s there? Spain! Spain who? Spain to have to keep knocking on this door! Knock Knock Who’s there? Spider! Spider who? Spider what everyone says. I like you! Knock Knock Who’s [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Sonata! Sonata who? Sonata such a big deal! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sondheim! Sondheim who? Sondheim soon! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sonia! Sonia who? Sonia be another year older! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sophia! Sophia who? Sophia the cat before dinner! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sonia! Sonia who? Sonia paper moon…!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Sinatra! Sinatra who? Sinatra be a law! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sinbad! Sinbad who? Sinbad and you’ll never get to heaven! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sizzle! Sizzle who? Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Soda! Soda who? Soda you! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sofia! [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Sherwood! Sherwood who! Sherwood like to come in! Knock Knock Who’s there? Shirley! Shirley who? Shirley you must know me by now! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sicily! Sicily who? Sicily question! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sid! Sid who! Sid down and have a cup of tea! Knock Knock Who’s there? Simon! [...]

Knock Knock Who’s there? Shelby! Shelby who? Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes..! Knock Knock Who’s there? Shelly Cohn! Shelly Cohn who? Shelly Cohn carne! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sherbert! Sherbert who? Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived! Knock Knock Who’s there? Sherry! Sherry who? Sherry your lunch and I’ll be your [...]