Jokes

A wizard joke If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count! A wizard joke What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together? The smallest ones! A wizard joke Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath! A [...]

A witch joke Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive? The witch! A witch joke What is a witches favourite magazine? The witch report! A witch joke What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight! A witch joke What’s the best advice [...]

A witch joke What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake? A witch with a drum kit! A witch joke What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy shoes! A witch joke What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde? Lucky! A witch joke What do you call two witches [...]

A witch joke Why won’t a witch wear a flat caps? Because there is no point in it! A witch joke What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels? A witch on a skateboard! A witch joke What happens to witches when it rains? They get wet! A witch joke Why is the [...]

A witch joke What kind of tests do they give in witch school? Hex-aminations! A witch joke What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak! A witch joke What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that’s ugly but doesn’t give a [...]

A witch joke What is the witches motto? We came, we saw, we conjured! A witch joke What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch! A witch joke How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea? Out of flying saucers! A witch joke What do you call a witches motor bike? A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick! [...]

A witch joke What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas? Santa Claws! A witch joke What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick? A catastrophe! A witch joke Why are black cats such good singers? They’re very mewsical! A wizard joke Who did the [...]

A witch joke What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water? A chicken sandwitch! A witch joke Why did the witches go on strike? They wanted sweeping reforms! A witch joke When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does? Get [...]

A witch joke What is old and ugly and goes beep beep? A witch in a traffic jam! A witch joke What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off! A witch joke What happened when the baby witch was born? It was so ugly its [...]

A witch joke Why did the witch join the football club? Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper! A witch joke What do you call a witch that climbs up walls? Ivy! A witch joke Why was the witch late for the party? She’d lost her witch-watch! A witch joke What happened [...]