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If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
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What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
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What happened to the wizard who ran away [...]
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Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive?
The witch!
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What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
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What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
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What’s the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don’t fly [...]
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What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
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What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
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What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
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What does a [...]
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Why won’t a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!
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What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!
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What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so [...]
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What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A bird that’s ugly but doesn’t give a hoot!
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What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch [...]
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What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!
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What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
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How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!
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What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!
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How can you tell if a witch has a glass [...]
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What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws!
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What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?
A catastrophe!
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Why are black cats such good singers?
They’re very mewsical!
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Who did the wizard marry?
His ghoul-friend!
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Why did the wizard where red, [...]
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What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!
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Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!
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When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
Get wet!
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What did the witch say to [...]
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What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!
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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
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What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!
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What is [...]
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Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!
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What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!
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Why was the witch late for the party?
She’d lost her witch-watch!
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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV [...]