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What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it’s breath!
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What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!
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What do witches sing at Christmas?
“Deck the halls with poison ivy….”!
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What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!
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What do […]
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What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!
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How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch…!
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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!
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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!
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When can you […]
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Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They’ll sweep them off their feet!
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What sound does a witch make when she cries?
“Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo”!
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Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don’t know how to cook!
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Is it true that a witch won’t hurt you if you run away from her?
It […]
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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!
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What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!
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When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it’s a baby witch!
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Who’s the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!
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How […]
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Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it’s quicker than walking!
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What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!
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What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!
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What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!
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What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One’s a hunted […]
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What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
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Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive?
The witch!
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What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
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Why is “S” the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
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What do you […]
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Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!
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Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!
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What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Best vicious of the season!
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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learnt to […]
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What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!
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What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!
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Why do witches have stiff joints?
They get broomatism!
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What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth […]
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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana!
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What do wizards do to get their kicks?
They drool over the pictures in “witch” magazine!
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What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
Matt!
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What do you call a wizard who […]
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What’s the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
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What do you call a wizard who’s black and blue all over?
Bruce!
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Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!
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What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!
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What do you […]