Jokes

A witch joke What is old, ugly and blue? A witch holding it’s breath! A witch joke What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch? Very worried dogs! A witch joke What do witches sing at Christmas? “Deck the halls with poison ivy….”! A witch joke What do witches eat for [...]

A witch joke What do baby witches play with? Deady bears! A witch joke How do you make a witch float? You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch…! A witch joke What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes! A witch joke How do warty witches keep their [...]

A witch joke Why should men beware of beautiful witches? They’ll sweep them off their feet! A witch joke What sound does a witch make when she cries? “Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo”! A witch joke Why do some witches eat raw meat? Because they don’t know how to cook! A witch joke Is it true that a [...]

A witch joke What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag! A witch joke What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists? Charm bracelets! A witch joke When should you feed witches milk to a baby? When it’s a baby witch! A witch joke Who’s the fastest [...]

A witch joke Why do witches ride on broomsticks? Because it’s quicker than walking! A witch joke What are baby witches called? Halloweenies! A witch joke What do little witches do after school? Their gnomework! A witch joke What do witches say when they overtake each other? Broom, broom, broom! A witch joke What is [...]

A witch joke What do witches cats like for breakfast? Mice krispies! A witch joke Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive? The witch! A witch joke What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary? A peeping tom! A witch joke Why is “S” the witches favourite [...]

A witch joke Why is a witch like a candle? They are both wicked! A witch joke Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse? She kept having Disney spells! A witch joke What did the witch write in her Christmas card? Best vicious of the season! A witch joke Why did the young [...]

A wizard joke What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front? He ate himself! A wizard joke What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter? Dwayne! A witch joke Why do witches have stiff joints? They get broomatism! A wizard joke What happened to the wizard [...]

A wizard joke Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana! A wizard joke What do wizards do to get their kicks? They drool over the pictures in “witch” magazine! A wizard joke What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor? Matt! [...]

A wizard joke What’s the first thing that a wizard does in the morning? He wakes up! A wizard joke What do you call a wizard who’s black and blue all over? Bruce! A witch joke Why do witches wear pointy black hats? To keep their heads warm! A wizard joke What did the wizard [...]