Jokes

Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16! Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don’t feel well Teacher: Where don’t you feel well? Son: In school! A history joke Why did Henry VIII have so many wives? He liked to chop and change! Teacher: I’ll call [...]

A history joke Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet! You mean you need to sleep at home too! Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! A history joke Why did Julius [...]

A math joke If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left? None, they were all copycats! A history joke What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate? The registration of the car that ran him over! Father: How do you like going to school? Son: [...]

A history joke What was King Arthur’s favourite game? Knights and crosses! A history joke Where was the Declaration of Independance signed? At the bottom! A history joke Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court! A history joke Wish I had been born 1000 years [...]

What’s black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper! A history joke Why aren’t you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born! A history joke Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8th! A history joke The Spanish explorers went round the world in [...]

What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals! The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it A history joke How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships? With their eyes shut! How did [...]

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what’s so great about that? It’s snowing outside! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had What would you get if you crossed a [...]

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see! Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim! A history joke How did Vikings communicate? By norse code! A math joke Teacher: How much is half of [...]

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down! A history joke What was Camelot? A place where people parked their camels! A history joke Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia? Must have been a duck family A duck family? Didn’t you say there was [...]

A history joke How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! A math joke Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect! A history joke Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder? He had a bee in his suit of armour! A history [...]