One day Will Smith and his Korean friend went to a Korean restaurant. The Korean guy ordered rice with kimchi chigae. Will Smith didn’t know what to get, so he said to come back later. The Korean guy went to the bathroom after he ordered. Then the waiter came to Will Smith and asked him [...]
Category Archive for 'Korean Jokes'
What is Korean Dracula’s favorite morning beverage? Koh-peee! (coffee) What does the Korean bread say when it hit the wall? Bhang! Why is Korean toilet paper so big? Because it’s HUGE-ey! What did the mommy Korean turkey say to her baby turkey? Gobble ji mah! What do you call the brown burnt rice at the [...]
A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, “You know, I’ve never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor.” The Korean looks shocked and replies, “What the hell are you talking [...]
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?” The Saudi replied, [...]
A Russian, a Saudi, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking down the street. A pollster stops them and asks, “Excuse me, what is your opinion of the meat shortage?” The Saudi replies, “Excuse me, what’s a ‘shortage’?” The Russian replies, “Excuse me, what’s meat?” The North Korean replies, “Excuse me, what’s an [...]
So there was this guy named Mung, right. He was a pretty miserable guy to start out with. Kids at school made fun of him, his mom made fun of him, even his dog wouldn’t play with him. But there was some luck. One day, he met this girl who he thought was perfect for [...]
Two Korean fishermen are out fishing when their boat starts to sink. They get into their dory and after a few days of drifting on
What’s the capital of South Korea? About three dollars.
Che Boram decides to take a trip to Texas to visit his favorite cousin one day. As he sits down in the plane, he says, “Wow, the seats are really big here.” The person next to him turns to him and says, “In Texas, they say everything is big.” When Boram finally arrives in Texas, [...]
There was this Russian guy, this Spanish guy and this Korean guy all in the same ESL class. The teacher told them to make a sentence using the word ‘hostess’ for homework. So the next day the Russian guy goes “Oh I have a good sentence. The hostess was very courteous.” And the teacher said [...]