The Korean guy ordered rice with kimchi chigae. Will Smith didn’t know what to get, so he said to come back later. The Korean guy went to the bathroom after he ordered.

Then the waiter came to Will Smith and asked him what he would like to order. Will Smith said, “yea I want a bowl of rice.”

The waiter then asked, “what would you like with that?” and Will Smith said, “yea…I want chigae with it” so when the friend got back he asked what Will Smith got with his bowl of rice and Will Smith said ” gettin chigae with it”

Koh-peee! (coffee)

Bhang!

Because it’s HUGE-ey!

Gobble ji mah!

The Korean looks shocked and replies, “What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese the bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I’m not Chinese or Japanese, I’m Korean!”

The rabbi says, ” Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what’s the difference?”

A little while later, the Korean man says, “You know, I’ve never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic.” The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, “What are you talking about? The Jews didn’t have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!”

The Korean guy replies, “Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what’s the difference?”

He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?”

The Saudi replied, “Excuse me, but what is a shortage?”

The Russian said, “Excuse me, but what is meat?”

The North Korean replied, “Excuse me, but what is an opinion?”

The New Yorker replied, “What is ‘excuse me’?”

A pollster stops them and asks, “Excuse me, what is your opinion of the meat shortage?”

The Saudi replies, “Excuse me, what’s a ‘shortage’?”

The Russian replies, “Excuse me, what’s meat?”

The North Korean replies, “Excuse me, what’s an opinion?”

Finally, the New Yorker replies, “What’s ‘Excuse me?’”

One day, he met this girl who he thought was perfect for him. She was made fun of at school, too. because she had a lisp. But when he approached her, she spurned him. This upset him greatly. Even some girl who nobody liked didn’t even like him. He was so upset that he decided to go jump off the local bridge.

As he stood at the edge, thinking about his miserable life, the girl saw him standing there. In a last minute attempt to save a life, she shouted out, “Dun’ go, Mung!” (Korean translation: ‘Butthole.”)

It was the last straw for poor Mung who plunged into the rive

When Boram finally arrives in Texas, he’s a little tired, so he decides to go visit a bar to loosen up. It turns out that he went into a country club instead. He says, “Wow! The bars are very big here.” Someone turns to him and says, “Yes; in Texas, everything is big.”

He orders a shot of alcohol at the bar, and when the bartender hands it to him, he says, “Wow, the shotglass is really big!” A person next to him turns to him and says, “Yes; in Texas, everything is big.”

After drinking his alcohol and many more shots, Boram realizes that he has to relieve himself. So he turns to the bartender and asks him where the bathroom is. The bartender replies, “The second hallway, second door.” Boram thanks the bartender, and stumbles on his way. He’s had a few drinks, so he misses a turn, and then walks into the third door instead. It’s a swimming pool, and Boram trips and falls in.

As he’s struggling to stay afloat, he cried out in panic: “Don’t flush! Don’t flush!”

So the next day the Russian guy goes “Oh I have a good sentence. The hostess was very courteous.” And the teacher said “Wow that was really good!”

The Spanish guy goes, “Oh I have a better sentence. My mother is a good hostess when others come over.” Then the teacher said, “Wow that was really good!”

Finally the Korean guy goes, “I have the best sentence. When my mother answers the phone, she says hostess?”