Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: At least a dozen, but it’s impossible to tell which one it is, because they’re all pointing at each other going “That’s me, over there !” Q: How many Bill Gates’ (runs Microsoft) does it take to change a lightbulb? A: [...]
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can’t change light bulbs… Without light, they can’t read the manual, and without the manual, they can’t figure out how to change the light bulb. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Wait! Maybe [...]
Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist dictator and remove his body. Rollin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator long [...]
Q: How many Artificial Intelligence (AI) people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: At least 55: The problem space group (5) [One to define the goal state, One to define the operators, One to describe the universal problem solver, One to hack the production system, One to indicate about how it is a [...]
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer”, and the party of the [...]
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign. Frankly, I resent it, and the American people resent it. Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 [...]
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None — He’ll only promise “change.” Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: He doesn’t. He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security [...]
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb. Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that. Q: How many socialists does it take [...]
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That depends on the wage rate. Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb. Q: How many economists does it take to screw [...]
Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One–but he has to wait until the light is better. Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building. Q: How many editors does it [...]