Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say “Get daaowwwwn !” Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work. Q: How many blacks does [...]
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two–one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has [...]
Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but why bother ? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway. Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket. Q: How [...]
Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Six. One to remove the old bulb and examine it under the microscope to find out what went wrong, one to blow a tube of glass into the bulb shape, one to coil the tungsten wire filament, one to clean up the metal [...]
Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six–four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another one to screw it in. Q: How many SAS men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to change [...]
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage. Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century. Q: How many Timothy [...]
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in. Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They assign the task to a gastarbeiter. Q: How [...]
Q: How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke? A: Hmmmm – the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is .4, and the probability that it will have changed detectably since the last transmission is .2. Hence (assuming [...]
Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it. Q: How many alt.tla readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One-no! Six is! Q: How many alt.newbie readers does it take to change [...]
Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs. Q: How many alt.atheism readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to screw the bulb, one to prove that it exists anyway. Q: How many AOL users does it take [...]