After a long day at the computer, Eve Adams, economic consultant opened her mail.
Dear Consultant:
Your firm is currently on the Timber County Environmental Consultant List on file with the Departm ent of Planning and Building Services. Those firms on the list may receive Requests for Proposals from the County acting a lead agency or […]
After a long day at the computer, Eve Adams, economic consultant opened her mail.
Dear Consultant:
Your firm is currently on the Timber County Environmental Consultant List on file with the Departm ent of Planning and Building Services. Those firms on the list may receive Requests for Proposals from the County acting a lead agency or […]
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
“So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“None. I had a perfect marriage.”
“Great,” says Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat […]
What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A fruit fly.
You’re so small you could milk a cow standing up.
Yo mama’s so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, that when she wears blue people think a flood is coming.
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12?
A redneck bar on friday night
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.