One day, after Laloo Yadav had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, ‘You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?’
‘Well,’ he said, ‘I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.’
‘That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?’
‘Yeah, […]
Santa Singh had been a sick man and was in the hospital, near death. The family called in Banta Singh, his best friend to stand with him.
As Banta stood next to the bed, Santa’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta lovingly handed him a pen and a […]
Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day.
The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine, the […]
A man complained to his coworker that he didn’t know what to get his wife for her birthday. ‘She already has everything you could think of, and she can buy herself whatever she likes.’
‘Here’s an idea,’ said the colleague. ‘Make up your own gift certificate that says, ‘Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you […]
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
‘How much does it cost to have an obituary printed’? asked miser Santa Singh.
‘It’s 50 Rupees a word, sir,’ the clerk replied politely.
‘Fine,’ said Santa Singh after a moment. ‘Okay then, write this down: ‘Banta - dead’.’
‘That’s all?’ asked the clerk disbelievingly.
‘That’s it.’
‘I’m sorry sir, […]
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she takes u in her mutthi mein .
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A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery for 1 crore!’
The husband says, ‘Ohmigod! Where are we going, Goa, Switzerland, America…???’
The wife yells back, ‘I couldn’t care […]
Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six,’ in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife […]
What did the tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get ready the doctor is going to take us out tomight!
One day santa was thinking that why his sisters have two brothers and he has only one…