Category Archive for 'New Jokes'

Banta’s Date

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his butt, and she’s reaming away with a vengeance.
The cop says, “What the hell is going on?”
The girl says, “This is […]

Santa’s Curtains

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman […]

Umbalo-Gong

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa takes a boat over to the other island to see how Banta is doing. When he gets there, he finds Banta standing among a group of natives.
“Greetings! […]

Santa in icu

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to […]

Broken Arm

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

Two doctors were discussing a case in a mental ward. The first doctor asked what had triggered such a profound depressive psychosis in the patient.
The second one answered, “He’s a lawyer. One day at home, he started to think about how much money he’d screwed his partners and clients out of over the last few […]