I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
Don’t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
This is no battle of […]
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
They say that travel broadens […]
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
You’re nobody’s fool. Let’s see if we can get someone to adopt […]
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
Moonlight becomes you — total darkness even more!
Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn’t turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; […]
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I’ll say it was your stupidity.
Well, I’ll see you in my dreams — if I eat too much.
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach. […]
What’s the latest dope — besides you?
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
You don’t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you […]
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.
I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
You were the answer […]
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
You have an inferiority complex — and it’s fully justified.
You are not as bad as people say — you are worse!
Do you have to leave so soon? […]
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
In the next life, you’ll blaze a way for us.
You are master in your own house — the doghouse!
When you die, I’d like […]
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all of yours.
You are the only person I’ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
I heard you went to see the […]