A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
“Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was […]
John decides to paint the toilet seat one morning while his wife is away. The job done, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. Mary, his wife, came home sooner than expected, and needing to visit the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear. In a panic, Mary […]
The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he’d put an end to things by saying boldly, “After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.” Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, […]
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing […]
This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” He said, “I’m going to the doctor.” And she said, “Why? Are you sick?” “No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.” So his wife got up out […]
A man and his wife are doing yard work. The husband says to the wife, “Your rear end is as wide as the grill.” She ignores the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a […]
One night John comes home really really late.
When he walks in the door, his wife is waiting for him. “Where the hell have you been?”, she asks.”I was out getting a tattoo”, he replies. “What the hell did you get? and where?”, she asks. “I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.”, John answers. […]
There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie’s lamp.
The genie came out and said,” Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double.”
The guy didn’t like that part but he made […]
once a wife and husband went to a cobbler, for purchase of new slippers and for getting the repairs for old ones. The couple both bargained with the cobbler for purchase of slippers. They purchased the slippers.
They gave the old pairs for repair purpose. The cobbler said, it costs around Rs.20/-. Then the husband […]
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, “You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will […]