This guy was a doctor in his 60s working in a hospital. He would go after every new nurse that came to work in the hospital. One day he found out that a new nurse had started. She was in her 30s and quite beautiful. He began courting her immediately but she would not have […]
Marsha completed four weeks of dental restoration with Dr. Morris Cohen the dentist. She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist …and she was going to propose to him.
Her friend said, ” Marsha you’re 34 years old, you’re beautiful, you have dozens of men who adore you. […]
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “you’re […]
This lady is having a bed-wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room. When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is […]
A woman desperately looking for work goes to Mattel. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her skills. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager thinks for a while and finally says he does […]
You work very odd hours.
You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price. […]
IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT WORK…you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
IN PRISON…you get three meals a day.
AT WORK…you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON…you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…you get rewarded for […]
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech […]
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained, “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss.”
The feet suggested, “Since I carry man wherever he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain […]
I would not allow this employee to breed.
This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t be.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there.
He would be out of […]