Jokes

You might be a reneck if… You can chew your own toenails. You’ve ever used an inner-tube patch on your jeans. You want the opening day of deer hunting season to be declared a national holiday. Someone knocks on your front door and your back door rattles. You let goldenrod grow in your yard because [...]

You might be a reneck if… You watch “The Dukes Of Hazzard” and have to find someone to explain it to you. Your mom kisses you goodnight and you go to school the next day and say you’ve met your future wife. When your wife walks in front of you it looks like two pigs [...]

You might be a reneck if… You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can. You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can. Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up. You see a [...]

You might be a reneck if… Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite. Burger King won’t let you do it your way, right away. You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can’t remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary. You can remember every NASCAR [...]

You might be a reneck if… You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal. Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday, and you like it. Coons get into everyone else’s trash but yours. When you say, “Let’s hit the hay,” you actually MEAN it. You [...]

You might be a reneck if… You just bought your family their lst Atari game system. You and your wife celebrate your anniversay at the K-mart cafeteria. You think the only tools “real men” need are duck tape and caulk, and you have sucessful repair projects to prove it. You’ve tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy [...]

You might be a reneck if… You’ve ever been stuck in your own driveway. You refer to your dog as the dishwasher. Your car is made out of 17 others and each part is a different color. You repair your car in the autoparts store parking lot. You can name all the characters from the [...]

You might be a reneck if… You buy the lot next to your house because you need the room for all your “stuff” (cars, trucks building materials). Your idea of new siding on the house is more tar paper. The oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how [...]

You might be a reneck if… You’ve run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names. You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that’s holding it together. People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a [...]

You might be a reneck if… Your most productive fishing lure is a Dupont drifter and a dip net. City code enforcement officers use your property as a proving ground for new recruits. You think Tang is in the fruit group. You can hit a bullseye from up to 50 yards away, but still have [...]