Jokes

Banta and Preeto came to a sexologist. “Doctor, we’re married for a few months already, and we love each other, but we get no pleasure whatsoever from our lovemaking.” “Hmmm. Maybe you should try another position. Like this.” The doctor described the new position. Banta said, “Doctor, thank you very much. Would you kindly permit [...]

One day Banta went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist. “I am the pharmacist,” she informed him. “Oh, in that case forget it,” he replied and started to leave. “Young man,” the lady said to him, “my sister and I have been [...]

Oh God, please have pity on me, I work so hard, in the meantime my wife, Jeeto stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish, “Switch me into Jeeto, she’s got it easy at home. I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man’s life is.” [...]

Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!” The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?” “98!” Joe announced proudly. The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. . . [...]

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nahi, he’s not so smart,” Santa replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five”.

Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show. But they came back at 10 PM. Why? Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).

Banta goes up to a policeman and asks, “Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my wife has had an affair?” The policeman, surprised, “No! I didn’t know” Banta breathed deeply, exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.

Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.” A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up. When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts [...]

While filling out an employment application, Santa paused over the question, “Person to notify in case of an accident.” After some thought, he finally wrote, “Anybody in sight”.

Jeeto: You say I look old but people still praise me. Santa: It must be Banta. Jeeto: How do you know? Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.