Sardar Jokes

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised ‘free delivery’.

How did Santa cheat the railways?
He bought the ticket and didn’t travel.

Santa to his girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girlfriend: Of course, you are the first man I’ve ever kissed! Why do all men ask the same silly question?

Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.

Banta: “Hey, pal! You’ve been standing there watching me fish for three hours! Why don’t you get a rod and reel and do some fishing yourself?”
Santa:: “No, thanks. I don’t have the patience for it”.

Santa think that -
He could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one.

Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I’ll marry you next year.

Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”.

Santa and Jeeto are lying in bed. Santa says: “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world”
Jeeto says: “I’ll really miss you”.

Santa arrived at the football game, the first half was almost over.
“Why are you so late?” Banta asked.
“I had to toss a coin to decide between going to Gurudwara and coming to the game.”
“How long could that have taken you?”
“Well, I had to toss it 14 times.”.