Jokes

Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine. Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can’t you carry even this much?” Banta [...]

Once sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the sardaarji standing. Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops. Sardarji ask question to the driver: “Oye driver, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?” Driver: “No” Sardarji: “to kya ye [...]

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says ” Hello, how did you know I was here?”

Santa singh and Banta singh were found playing chess.

Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots! Banta : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say should not put up such misleading notices”, said Banta singh. “It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.

Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta singh : Yes, I have. Santa singh : Well, my father dug it. Banta singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea? Santa singh : [...]

Do u know the shortest joke on earth? There was once a clever sardarji!

A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo. The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in [...]