Mommy, Mommy! What’s a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won’t let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie’s ear.
Billy! Let go of her ear!
All right Billy, give me the ear.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy’s guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up [...]
Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!
Mommy, Mommy! What’s in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandma’s got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I’ll chop off the other leg!
Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax….
Mommy, Mommy! What’s for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
Mommy, Mommy! But I don’t wanna eat pizza!
Shut up and get in the oven!
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!