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The way guided by Allah If you will carry on the way guided by human, you will find a HOPELESS END. But if you will carry on the way guided by Allah, you will find an ENDLESS HOPE. SHABAN MUBARAK Flowerful Morning . . . Colourful Noon . . . Joyful Evening . . . [...]
When Friend In "When a friend’s in trouble, don’t insult him by asking what you can do, think for yourself and start doing it…." Insult I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS [...]
Quotes No man is rich whose expenditures exceed his means , and no one is poor whose incomings exceed his outgoings. Inspirational No one can go back and make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now and make a happy ending. Quotes Silence of a genius is more dangerous than weapons with great [...]
Today We Are Today we r miles apart but I wanna reach across da miles say im thinking of u in a very special way HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY…. Fear Of Commitment When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. [...]
The most colourful Holi. Auspicious red. Sunkissed gold. Soothing silver. Pretty purple. Blissful blue. Forever green. I wish u and all family members The most colorful Holi. Have a colourful holi ! Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colourful holi [...]
Tonight is Halloween! Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!†~Dexter Kozen So I’ll propose on Halloween Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you Halloween is huge Halloween [...]
Bed Chat A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none. Think Of Me ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get [...]
As The Sky As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower U lots of love happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good Morning ! Simple Gift Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer [...]
May God Stay With U May God stay with u this day give u peace of mind. May God give u a happy heart his love all the time. Good luck Things Go Wrong When things go wrong when sadness fills ur heart when tears flow in ur eyesalways remember 3 things 1GOD 2ur parents [...]
Very Funny Parents to a college watchman: "Is this college good..?" Watchman: "Probably the best. I did my MBA here immediate got d placement… Missing U Miss u : its funny how 2 words can take up too little space on a piece of paper * but fill up a large space in my heart [...]