Jokes

what do you call a sikh man on one leg? balance-singh!!!!!!

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing the bhangra and singing and general ‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks [...]

Sardar Garbhajan singh went for his usual morning walk. At one junction he found a crowd. One man holding a syringe on one hand and the famous actress on the other hand. He threatens to inject the liquid which contain AIDS virus in to her body unless he is given a ransom of 10 corers [...]

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest [...]

One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung, missed, and said “Dammit! I missed!” “Don’t you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of lightning,” the nun said. Again the pitcher [...]

Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” Priest: “What have you done my child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s [...]

A Rabbi, a Protestant minister and a Catholic Priest were taking a party of kids on a cruise. Suddenly the ship hit a rock and began to sink. The Rabbi cried out: “Quick! The kids!” “Fuck the kids!” said the minister, heading out. “Do you think we have time?” said the priest.

Three prospective church goers attend a meeting with the clergy of a local church and ask to become members. The three, an older couple, a middle age couple and a young newlywed couple are told that to become members it is required that they abstain from sex for two full weeks and then return. Two [...]

A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary. On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he [...]

One evening this burglar decides to rob a house, so hes walking up and down the street and finally his eyes fall upon the biggest house. So he breaks the window and climbs in and starts throwing everything he can find into his pouch, when from the shadows he hears a small voice say, “Jesus [...]