Jokes

Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yeki aaya,Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se. Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho. Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai. Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,Jo [...]

A football fan walks into a small shop in Birmingham. He spots a bottle labeled “New York Football Player Brains” , $5 an ounce. He asks the clerk if there are any other bottles. The clerk replies, “Well, we’ve got Tennessee brains for $10 an ounce, and Alabama football brains for $1,000,000 an ounce.” The [...]

An Alabama fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Auburn football players hitchiking. He told the Auburn players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The [...]

A Bama alum, a Tennesse alum and an Auburn alum have been captured by Iraqi forces and are about to be executed by firing squad. First, the Bama alum is blindfolded and placed in front of the firing squad. The Iraqi officer said, “Ready, aim….” The Bama alum yells “Sandstorm!” and all the Iraqis hit [...]

An Alabama and an Auburn cheerleader where each late for breakfast at cheerleading camp so they had to eat cereal instead of a hot breakfast. The Alabama cheerleader fixed her bowl of Cheerios and went to sit at a nearby table. The Auburn cheerleader picked up the box and started to poor herself some, but [...]

Q. What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama fans? A. The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks. Two Auburn fans are walking in the woods. One says, “Look! A dead bird.” The other one looks up into the sky and says, “Where?” Q. Do you know the difference between an Auburn [...]

Two Auburn Engineering students were tasked to measure the height of a flag pole as a class assignment. They decided to measure the flag pole outside of Legion Field at the south end of the stadium. While attempting this task one student would hold the tape while the other climbed the flag pole with the [...]

… You can play the Auburn fight song using your armpit. … Your wife’s idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard. … The Roto-Rooter man stops by your trailer and asks, “What’s that smell?” … You’re a member of the Skoal Frequent Purchaser Program. … You looked up your family tree [...]

A guy went to Tuscaloosa and picked up one of those new Mercedes. He was testing it out in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing happened. Furious, he demanded to see the sales manager, and told him “When I buy a $50,000 car I expect the dang radio to work.” The sales [...]

Q. How do you keep Freddie Kitchens from hitting you with a football? A. Wear a Bama jersey! Q. How did the Alabama student die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him! Q. Why do Alabama students have TGIF on their shoes? A. Toes Go In First! Q. Did you hear about the [...]