Category Archive for 'Alabama Jokes'

Are ya Chicken?

Friday, June 17th, 2005

A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and [...]

Mobile

Friday, June 17th, 2005

It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.

Lee County

Friday, June 17th, 2005

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Jasper

Friday, June 17th, 2005

It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Anniston

Friday, June 17th, 2005

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Alabama Dumb Laws

Friday, June 17th, 2005

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Bear wrestling matches [...]