German Jokes
Saturday, June 18th, 2005Knock Knock Who’s there? Gestapo Gestapo who? Ve Vill ask ze Questions!
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German Jokes
Saturday, June 18th, 2005Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products? So they won’t have to go around being nice while they fix them
German Jokes
Saturday, June 18th, 2005Two Martinis, bitte.” “Dry?” “Nein, I said TWO!”
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005Q: Why don’t Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? A: They give them gas.
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave ? A: It’s got ten seats inside
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you’re hungry for power.
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005Q: Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake ? A: The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ? A: About 25000 if you’ve got a shovel
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany’s best comedian? A: Only the first one can make you smile