Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. “These, senor,” replied the waiter in broken English, “are the arms of the bull killed in the ring today.” The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and [...]
Knock Knock Who’s there? Gestapo Gestapo who? Ve Vill ask ze Questions!
Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products? So they won’t have to go around being nice while they fix them
Two Martinis, bitte.” “Dry?” “Nein, I said TWO!”
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
Q: Why don’t Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? A: They give them gas.
Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave ? A: It’s got ten seats inside
Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you’re hungry for power.
Q: Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake ? A: The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!
Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ? A: About 25000 if you’ve got a shovel