Category Archive for 'Taiwanese Jokes'

You Can Now Eat Your Own Plate

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.
Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that he planned to mass-produce it and other edible crockery including […]

Taiwan Visa Application

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

Just got my visa application for Taiwan (upcoming business trip). Reading the English language directions carefully, it says in the upper right corner:
Please attach 2 recent bust photos (taken within last three months)
Makes me think I should be sure to ask for the application for males next time.

Seer Fails to Predict Penis Attack

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

The Taiwan fortune-teller never saw it coming. His wife severed his penis and flushed it down a toilet after he refused to end an extramarital affair.
The woman, who turned herself in to police after the incident, told reporters she was furious about her 60-year-old husband’s affair and lost control.
She spiked her husband’s drink with […]

New Handheld Computer

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

Acer is working on a hand-held computer similar to the HP 95LX. What name did the marketing group in Taiwan come up with for the new machine?”
“They wanted to call it the ‘Hand-job.’”

Lock The Stall

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

An old lady joins a package tour to Europe.
Many European restrooms have coin operated stalls.
Daiwanlang consider it a virtue to be frugal, and so a group of Daiwan women tourists come up with an idea: by not pulling the door all the way to a lock, then the whole group can all use the same […]

Lock The Stall

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

An old lady joins a package tour to Europe.
Many European restrooms have coin operated stalls.
Daiwanlang consider it a virtue to be frugal, and so a group of Daiwan women tourists come up with an idea: by not pulling the door all the way to a lock, then the whole group can all use the same […]

Hot Dogs Are Saved From The Chop

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

Taiwan may soon just be raising dogs to be pets and not as the main ingredients for stews and stir-fries.
In a preliminary vote, Taiwan’s legislature has passed a bill that bans people from selling or eating dog meat. The legislation is expected to be formally passed next month, officials said.
“Westerners treat dogs as their best […]