Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further – eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that he planned to mass-produce it and other edible crockery including [...]
Just got my visa application for Taiwan (upcoming business trip). Reading the English language directions carefully, it says in the upper right corner: Please attach 2 recent bust photos (taken within last three months) Makes me think I should be sure to ask for the application for males next time.
The Taiwan fortune-teller never saw it coming. His wife severed his penis and flushed it down a toilet after he refused to end an extramarital affair. The woman, who turned herself in to police after the incident, told reporters she was furious about her 60-year-old husband’s affair and lost control. She spiked her husband’s drink [...]
Acer is working on a hand-held computer similar to the HP 95LX. What name did the marketing group in Taiwan come up with for the new machine?” “They wanted to call it the ‘Hand-job.’”
An old lady joins a package tour to Europe. Many European restrooms have coin operated stalls. Daiwanlang consider it a virtue to be frugal, and so a group of Daiwan women tourists come up with an idea: by not pulling the door all the way to a lock, then the whole group can all use [...]
An old lady joins a package tour to Europe. Many European restrooms have coin operated stalls. Daiwanlang consider it a virtue to be frugal, and so a group of Daiwan women tourists come up with an idea: by not pulling the door all the way to a lock, then the whole group can all use [...]
Taiwan may soon just be raising dogs to be pets and not as the main ingredients for stews and stir-fries. In a preliminary vote, Taiwan’s legislature has passed a bill that bans people from selling or eating dog meat. The legislation is expected to be formally passed next month, officials said. “Westerners treat dogs as [...]