Two storks are sitting in their nest – a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him.
“Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”
The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job. [...]
A man took his wife to a cattle show. They went to the bull section first. The sign for the first bull read – This bull mated 50 times last year! The wife said, “Honey, you could learn from this bull.”
The next sign read – This bull mated 200 times last year!! The wife again [...]
What do you call a man with a black,broun hair and a pink skin calling himself white?
answer= A natural brunette man.
ha ha ha very funny.
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment.
This went on for [...]
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island. He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a [...]
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.
As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse.
They angrily look one at the other.
Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading.
The other one politely asks, “When you’ve finished the paper, will you please bring it over, and [...]
A fairy gives a bear and a rabbit three wishes.
bear- i wish all the bears in my forest were female.
rabbit- i wish i had a model-t.
bear- i wish all the bears in my country were female.
rabbit- i wish i had a motorcycle.
bear- i wish all the bears in the world were [...]
What’s the grossest thing on the planet?
Scooby’s Doo!
What’s even grosser than that?
Scrappy’s lickin’ it!
A man decides he wants a hunting dog, so he goes to a shop in town and says,”Give me the best hunting dog you’ve got”
The owner takes him into the backroom. “This one here’s the best one we’ve got”
“I want to see him in action,” said the man.
The owner takes the man out in the [...]
A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, “Dr,, I think my dog is dead.” The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and then walked all over him. The [...]