Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off OLD BIKERS never die, but they’re hard on tires OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures OLD BOOKS never [...]
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history OLD ARCHERS never die, [...]
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off OLD BIKERS never die, but they’re hard on tires OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures OLD BOOKS never [...]
OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react OLD CHEMISTS [...]
OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react OLD CHEMISTS [...]
OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off OLD BIKERS never die, but they’re hard on tires OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures OLD BOOKS never [...]
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history OLD ARCHERS never die, [...]
Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off. Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really – I spill most of it! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a woodworm [...]
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit! Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn’t start watching any new soap operas! Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a telephone. Well, take these pills and if they don’t work then give me a [...]
Doctor, Doctor I ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen? Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber band Why don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it! Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a liar I can’t believe that! Doctor, Doctor I need something [...]