Jokes

On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, “What kind of “ese” are you? “Excuse me?” “What kind of “ese” are you?” “Excuse me, I don’t understand what you meant.” “Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?” “Oh! I am a Vietnamese.” After 2 hours. Vietnamese [...]

“I can’t believe my terrible fate,” cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied “My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn’t know how to drink or gamble.” “Then what’s the problem?” they asked. “You should be glad that your son-in-law doesn’t drink or gamble.” “Who said [...]

A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” asked the interviewer. “Yes, I was a Marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, I had a grenade go off [...]

A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, “TRADITION”. Two weeks later he saw [...]

This ethnic fellow Vietnamese buys a convertible one day from a local car dealer. Later the same night, the car dealer receives a phone call. “Excuse me, but do you happen to have an extra set of keys for my new car? I seem to have locked mine in.” “Yeah, sure. Where are you?” “Corner [...]

This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers, in fact every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers…every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. Always 3. Well, the bartender couldn’t figure this out. Without fail this guy came in. [...]

One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story…. The next day Billy tells his story…. “My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it [...]

Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Rice,” answered Tuan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; [...]

Back when Vietnam was still separated as North and South, the president of South Vietnam then was President Thieun As he was getting a lot of unfavorable treatment from his own country’s news agencies, he invited Tara Singh, a journalist from Malaysia, to brief him about the setup of Bernama. After Tara Singh had briefed [...]

The Vietnamese soldier serving in Cambodia, far from home, was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a [...]