Jokes

… You can play the Auburn fight song using your armpit. … Your wife’s idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard. … The Roto-Rooter man stops by your trailer and asks, “What’s that smell?” … You’re a member of the Skoal Frequent Purchaser Program. … You looked up your family tree [...]

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so [...]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she [...]

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to [...]

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.