Jokes

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama [...]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.