http://www.desi-jokes.com Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:13:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha   ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/poetry-sms.html Motivational Sms Dont be scared by a person who practices a 100 kicks one time, fear a person who practices 1 kick a 100 times Benny Hill Quotes Benny Hill : Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/motivational-quotes-sms.html Mothers Lap There is no velvet so soft as a mothers lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps. Thaksgiving I take this opportunity to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life. Thank you Mom! ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/mothers-day-sms.html I Would Miss I would not miss your face, your neck, your hands, your limbs, your bosom and certain other of your charms., Indeed, not to become boring by naming them all, I could do without you, Chloe, altogether.... My College Days when i meet a girl ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/miss-you-sms.html Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/misleading-sms.html Jokes An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job. Jokes Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/misc-sms-jokes.html Depends On Ur Husbnd Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. KeEp RoCkinG Married A Famous writer said " Luv is like a long sweet dream " Marriage is an alarm clock " so have sweet ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/marriage-sms.html Love You 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you Love Love That makes me then breaks me? Is it really love Or I think I love? Maybe I just love being in love Or love the idea of being in love? I spent my whole ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/love-sms.html Love Quotes Why does love hurt? Why does it ache? Maybe because we love too much, too hard and too deep that sometimes we forget to keep a little for ourselves. Love Quotes I wish u knew how much i still love you but theres nothing i ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/love-quotes.html Me And U It takes 2 to tango 2 to kiss 2 to talk and remenisce so many good things come in 2 one of those things is ME AND U! Flirt A hug is a hug a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life ... http://www.desi-jokes.com/kiss-sms.html