Funny Lawyer Jokes

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

“Here lies an honest man and a lawyer, ” responded the lawyer.

“Sorry, but I can’t do that, ” replied the stonecutter. “In this state, it’s against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put “here lies an honest lawyer”.”

“But that won’t let people know who it is” protested the lawyer.

“Certainly will, ” retorted the stonecutter. “people will read it and exclaim, “That’s Strange!”