January 28th, 2010
Marriage SMS
Depends On Ur Husbnd
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. KeEp RoCkinG
Married
A Famous writer said " Luv is like a long sweet dream " Marriage is an alarm clock " so have sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up " Happy Married Life "
Marriage
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring
Rules Of Marriage
On the first anniversary of marriage: husband speaks and wife hears. On the second anniversary of marriage: wife speaks and husband hears. On the third anniversary of marriage: both husband and wife speak, but only the neighbors hear !
Marriage
Marriage is rewinding ur life.
Marriage
Marriage is no joke, it is not like rice which can be spat out if it is too hot.
Couple
A Great marriage, Is not when the PERFECT couple comes together….. It is when the IMPERFECT couple learns to enjoy their differences…
Tym Table 4 Gud Boys
Time table for good boys. Mon=watch girl.. Tue=love.. Wed=marriage.. Thu=honey moon.. Fri=divorce.. Sat=take rest.. Sun=search!
Need Poison
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I cant sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didnt knew u had a prescription
Marriage
Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.