Milk The Bull

For the finals of the Australian Cow Milking Championship, an Australian, a German and a Filipino were given 15 minutes each to milk as much as they could from cows assigned to them. After 15 minutes …

“Australian contestant, how much did you get?”

“A gallon,” the contestant shouted. Palakpakan.

“German contestant, how much?”

“A gallon and a half, sir!” Mas masigabong palakpakan.

“Filipino contestant, how much did you milk?”

“One teaspoon, sir!” Nakabibinging katahimikan.”Beg your pardon sir, but … they gave me a bull!”