Jokes

The way guided by Allah

If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.

But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.

SHABAN MUBARAK

Flowerful Morning
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Colourful Noon
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Joyful Evening
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Peaceful Night
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Wish u a Fantastic month ahead..!!
“SHABAN MUBARAK*

Next to the heart to be loved

A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam).
Not from his feet 2 be walked on,
Not from his head 2 be superior over,
But from his side to be equal,
Under the arm to be protected,
and
Next to the heart to be loved…

When I lose hope / plans

“O God, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing…
Then help me to remember that,
Your Love is always greater than my disappointments,
& Your Plans for my life are always better than my dreams..”
(Ameen) Share this prayer wth all. It strengthen’s faith.

When Friend In

"When a friend’s in trouble, don’t insult him by asking what you can do, think for yourself and start doing it…."

Insult

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Cross River First

Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river……………………………………………………..

Insult

Diff b/w ignoranace n patience? when u see the mirror u dont laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE when i look at u i also dont laugh that called PATIENCE:-)

Insult Sms

GALILAO-Great mind . . EINSTEIN-Genius mind . . NEWTON-Extraordinary mind . . BILL GATES-Brilliand mind . . ME-Master mind . . YOU-Oh, Never mind

Insult

Love+ship = Titanic, dinosor+forest = jurasic park, Arnold+gun = terminator, U+UR Smile = THE MUMMY RETURNS………

Insult

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cure, beautiful, angelic, I agree. Thats true, Beleive me, I swear because love is definitely blind.

Wise Words

" Wise Words " Ability can never b hidden No injury is deeper than insult. The birth of tensoin is the death of talent!

Insult

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r . .

Quotes

No man is rich whose expenditures exceed his means , and no one is poor whose incomings exceed his outgoings.

Inspirational

No one can go back and make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now and make a happy ending.

Quotes

Silence of a genius is more dangerous than weapons with great noise Patience of a good person is powerful than anger of thousands fools…

Inspirational Quote

Arise , Awake and Stop not till the goal is reached . – Swami Vivekananda

Inspirational

Man looketh on the outward appearance , but the Lord looketh on the heart.

Inspirational

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

Inspirational

Never let evil talk pass your lips, Say only the good things men need to hear, Things that will really help.

Quotes

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop..!

Life Quotes

THE JOURNEY OF THOUSAND MILES BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP…..

Today We Are

Today we r miles apart but I wanna reach across da miles say im thinking of u in a very special way HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY….

Fear Of Commitment

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. Warren Farrell

Never Forget

Never forget da ones who sacrificed everything 4 the country.. Stand up and Salute ur nation !!! Happy Independence-Day

Independece

I am in love, I am passionate about him, I loving every moment of it and why not its her 61st Birth Day. Its apna Pakistan. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Marriage Is That

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Independece

Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo So wish you a HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

The most colourful Holi.

Auspicious red. Sunkissed gold. Soothing silver. Pretty purple. Blissful blue. Forever green. I wish u and all family members The most colorful Holi.

Have a colourful holi !

Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colourful holi !

Brightest 1 to wish u holi

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

Festival of Holi.

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. Happy Holi!!

Holly

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. Happy Holi!

Ingredients of perfect Holi

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Tonight is Halloween!

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” ~Dexter Kozen

So I’ll propose on Halloween

Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you

Halloween is huge

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things. ~Dee Snider

Happy Halloween

A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked “Does this mean I’m an angel”. God laughed and replied, “Nah niggah u is a bat!”Happy Halloween

Haul on Halloween night

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. ~Steve Almond

Halloween most popular mask

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

Excuse for Halloween everyday

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday. ~Gwen Stefani

Halloween wraps fear in innocence

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…

Wish all of u a very happy Halloween

As the candlelight flame, Ur life may always be happiness’ claim; As the mountain high, U move without sigh; like the white linen flair, Purity is always an affair; As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills years as Flory; with the immaculate eternal smile, attached to u mile after mile; All darkness is far away, As light is on its way;Wish all of u a very happy Halloween.

Bed Chat

A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Think Of Me

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night …

Stop My Love

!!!…STOP…!!! one minutes to the harmony !! ()"""() ( -o- ) ( (")(")) Ago , one kiss okay good night sweet dreams My love..!!

Math

My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins 1 Min = 60 secs. But she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night,

Angels In The Night

i wish god sends three angels to you bed one to kissing ur forhead so genetly,one using flower pedals as a cover to keep ur soft body warm one whisper in your ear good night and sweet dreams

Dream-eyes-love

Hi my name is DREAM. Now i want to show U all the new collections .So close UR eyes and go to a deep sleep. Dont miss me.See U in DREAM Good night.Sweet Dreams

Night

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night Sweet Dreams!

As The Sky

As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower U lots of love happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good Morning !

Simple Gift

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long!

Hot Morning

HOT Tea with my COLD sms… COLD Shower with my WARM sms… Spicy breakfast with my SWEET sms… And Lovely morning with my GOOD MORNING SMS ! hav a nice day.

Bath

Select Any One Day From Below….. 1.Sunday 2.Monday 3.Tuesday 4.Wednesday 5.Thursday 6.Friday 7.Saturday And Please At Least Take Bath On That Day Good Morning

Smile Day

A smile is like a Sim card Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile , A beautiful day is Activated Good morning Keep smiling

Victory

Accept the Challenges, so that you can feel the Exhilaration of "VICTORY" GOOD Morning.

A Smile Cost

A smile costs less than Electricity, but gives more light… Always smile as it is language which everyone understand… So keep smiling :-) Good morning !!!

May God Stay With U

May God stay with u this day give u peace of mind. May God give u a happy heart his love all the time. Good luck

Things Go Wrong

When things go wrong when sadness fills ur heart when tears flow in ur eyesalways remember 3 things 1GOD 2ur parents 3my sincere prayers.. GOOD LUCK God bless u.

Dont Annoy Me

merry christmas,enjoy the new year,happy easter,good luck on valentines day,spooky halloween and happy birthday.now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!

Never Say

never say u r happy when u r sad.. never say u r fine when u r not ok.. never say u feel good when u feel bad,.. never say u r alone when i m still alive… good luck and best wishes for ever………….

Fly

Fly in the plane of Ambition Land in the Airport of Success Luck is yours,Wish is mine May Ur future always shine Good Luck

Rain Of Summer

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile..May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.Good luck God bless

Care

GOD BLESS U TAKE CARE HAVE A NICE DAY GOOD LUCK THESE ALL LIKES PEOPLES BUT YOU I DON’T KNOW

Very Funny

Parents to a college watchman: "Is this college good..?" Watchman: "Probably the best. I did my MBA here immediate got d placement…

Missing U

Miss u : its funny how 2 words can take up too little space on a piece of paper * but fill up a large space in my heart

Up-side Down Blonde

Why is an upside-down blonde so funny? Because she is a crack up.

You R My Love

Love is the funny thing of the word and I hate Love Because…! Love is cryer.. Love is higher.. Love is Fire.. Love is lier.. You Know…? You are my Love….

Crazy3

S#X is good S*x is funny. many people f#!k for money but if you think S!x is funny then f#*k yourself and safe your money..:-p

Flirt Funny

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue So Open your mouth, Close your eyes and Give your tongue some exercise…..

Back

everything that you lose has its own way of returning back to you.. the funny thing is, it’s not always the way you expect it, sometimes it’s even more…

Message For You

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser

Very Funny

Have you heard about the guy who finally managed to understand women ? …. He died laughing before being able to tell it to someone.

Flirt Funny

The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!