Jokes

Choose To Flirt

Being Dumped, Taken for granted And hurt By The one They love is the Reason why many People Choose to FLIRT than to be in a RELATIONSHIP

Flirt

Love is an illusion! Its a high dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p

Flirt

DON’T BE AFRAID WHEN I TOUCH U I JUST WANNA LOVE U. . . WE CAN GET BUSY IN THE DARK. . . .

The Ideal Man

The IDEAL man: does not smoke does not drink does not flirt does not lie does not cheat and does not exits.

I Dont Flirt For Fun

I dont flirt for fun , Its one of my duties Tell me How can I resist such beauties It is life with whom I like flirting with the most Im still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost…

Flirt

Meeting and separation is part of life, ill bring for u the moons drive, just think and close your eyes, im there where ever angel smiles, just forget ur pain, dont take any strain, ill come to you and meet, i m always there as your heart beat

Flirt Wit Frnds

A rose will always be a rose, Whether its in a vase or in a dustbin, Same way you will always be my friend, Whether you are in central jail or mental hospital.

Flirt

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I havent seen anything sweeter than you.!!

Friendship

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Friendship

The relation between u and me is like hand and eyes, when hand hurts, eyes cry… n whn eyes cries… hand wipes!!!! ……thats our friendship :)

Friend

Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…

Love

LOVE IS Airtel,express urself.Marrige is an IDEA,an idea can change ur life.wife is vodafone where u go it follows u. BUT friendship is NOKIA concting people (HEARTS)Genuis..

Value

What u see as truth what u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

Flame

keep the flame of friendship, never let it die. because it brings happiness that money will never buy

Years May Fly

Years may fly, tears may dry, but my FRIENDSHIP with u will never die.

Friendship

Sometime in life we think we dont need anyone… but sometime in life we dont have anyone when we need… so dont let ur best buddies go!

Friends

A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

Friendship

I learnd dat frndshp is d bst rel8nshp! we may go sepr8 ways, liv diff lyvs, fyt ovr sm1, bliv n diff aspects, bt as lng as we bliv wer frends, wel 4ever b..

Sweet Words

Sweet fruits are nice to eat, Sweet words are nice to say, ..but Sweet people are really hard to find. My goodness, How the H**l did you Manage to Find Me

Nice Friends

NICE FRIENDS A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like You making my everyday seems so great. Thank You my good friend.. Lastly good night and sweet dreams… :-)

Friendship

Follow two things for long life Friendship. 1. Dont talk if you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from a friend who is angry.

True Friendship

The gift of true friendship is that it takes us by the hand and remind us. we are not alone in the journey of life….!

Father’s Day

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don’t
worry it isn’t you! Happy Fathers’Day!

Happy Fathers’Day

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers’Day!

Fathers’Day SMS

You may be out of sight but you’re always in my mind. Happy Fathers’Day

Happy Fathers’Day

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!

Father’s Day

F is for the Faith that I have on you
A is for the Affection that you treat me with
T is for the Tender touch of yours
H is for the Happiness that you give me
E is for the Endless sacrifice that you make for me
R is for the Rapture that I get in your company.
Happy Father’s Day dad!

Like a potter ..

Like a potter
You made me from naught
To my soul
Joy you brought
So much to me you taught
Dad, thanks a lot
To you I jot
A Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Fathers’Day

Dad
Your lad
Is glad
To wish you a Father’s Day grand!

Happy Fathers’Day

Daddy,
You are my friend, philosopher and guide
I wish to you
A Happy Father’s Day!

Fathers’Day

We may be far
But you’re in my mind ever
It’s time for me to say
A Sweet Dad’s Day!

Loveable Fathers’Day Sms

In happiness, in sorrow
You were always there for me
I may not have always said it
But, it’s the day to say it loud.
‘I Love You Dad’
Happy Fathers Day!

Dreams Come True

Dreams visit us when we are asleep…but allah is truly wise…he wakes us up each day and gives us every chance to make our dreams come true

Quotes

It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding.

Wise

Few people are wise, most are otherwise !

Wise

Sometimes its dumb to be wise sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the opposite of what it is wise to be.

Abraham Lincoln Quotes

"In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."

Wise

When God leads u 2 the edge of clif,trust Him fully,only 1 of the 2 things will hapen Either He will catch u when u fall or He will teach u How to Fly!

Wise

LIFE and TIME Are The Two Great Teachers.. LIFE Teaches You The USE Of Time.. TIME Teaches You The VALUE Of Life…..

Wise Reply

A man stops to get directions"what’s the quickest way from here to the airport?" "r u walking or driving?" "Driving" "that’s definetly the quickest way."

Wise Saying

Expect more from yourself than from others because expectation from others hurt a lot while expectation from yourself inspire a lot.

Exams

According to newtons 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it…..

Longest Lecture

THE LONGEST 5 min in the world is last 5 min of a LECTURE! while THE SHORTEST 5 min is the last 5 min of an EXAM!

Newtons Law 4th Law

According to newtons 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

Life Is Strict

Life is more strict than a teacher A teacher teaches lesson and then takes the exam. But LIFE takes the exam first then teaches the lesson.

In The Exam Hall

In the exam hall. Examiner: Why you wrote d formula on your hand? Student: Because my master told me that "formula must be on finger tips".

My Days

Lovely days in my life Childhood days, School days collage days, Horrible days in my life : only exam days

Exam Title

1st line 2be written in exams: "All d ans written below r imaginary work of pure fiction.Any resemblance 2 textbook is unintentional purely coincidental"

Wife

Santa: My wife is an angel! Banta: ur lucky.. Mine is still alive

Loving Husband

A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his d**k n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth…!"

Wife

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

A Great Loser

Definition of ‘A great loser’ A person who dials a number ( written with lipstick on a phone booth) and…… . . . . His wife picks up the phone……

Change

evrything can be changed with time like class room to office books to files jeans to dress pants pocket money to salary and girl frnd to wife but what will never changed friendship

Lost Wife

Men to a lady in a crowded bazar: "I’ve lost my wife. Will you plz talk to me for a few minutes" Lady: Why? MAN:"Whenever I talk to ladies She apears from somewhere

Dream Of A Man

Three dreams of a man: 1)To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 2)To be as rich as his child believes. 3)To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Meaning True Life

Meaning of WIFE HUSBAND.. wWonderful iItem fFor eEntertainment ….. hHandsome uUseful sSmart bBut aAt nNight dDangerous

Meeting

boy1: meet my wife Tina boy2: oh i know her boy1: how? boy2: v were caught sleeping together boy1: wat the h**l? boy2: during lecture in maths class think +ve..

Love

"LOVE"is a Small Coin "LIFE" is a BIG Coin "Wife" is a Lucky Coin "Lover" is a Sweet Coin BUT, "FRIENDSHIP" is a GOLD Coin Keep it safe.

Better Wife

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said Na my wife is better. 2nd went in and came out n said U R right ur wife is much better.

Happy Easter to You

Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter bring God Endless Blessings, Easter bring fresh love… Happy Easter to You with all best wishes

Wish you a Happy Easter

May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Easter, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Easter

The spirit of easter

The spirit of easter is all about Hope, Love and Joyfull living. Happy Easter!

Happy Easter

Missing you a lot on this Easter. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me . Happy Easter

Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My Best Friend!

Easter says

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.

I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

When you are hopping around?

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter!

Oh Valentines Day

# If you were my valentine Id search the endless skies to find the perfect starlight that would compliment your eyes and keep it in a wishing well created just for you and filled with my desires to make all your dreams come true.

Valentine Special

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, To miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, To live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

My Valentine

if you were my valentine Id treasure every day the arms that open to me and the tender words you say I cant imagine dreaming of another soul so sweet for, if your were my valentine my life would be complete

Valentine

If you were my valentine Id search the endless skies to find the perfect starlight that would compliment your eyes and keep it in a wishing well created just for you and filled with my desires to make all your dreams come true.

My Valentine

It takes more then lace and ribbons, And lovely verses too, To make a Valentine thats nice enough for you. It takes a world of special thoughts, Tucked into every line, And thats exactly what youll find inside this Valentine.

Kissing

O my dear Valentine Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Valentines Day

I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentines’ Day!!!

Valentine Special

U’ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever. U’ll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure. U’ll always b mine pls tel me its true. Pls b mine 4everi’ll always luv u…!

Love For Life

T-heres richnes love for life H-ere among the valentine A-king and queen as man and wife N-ot leaning toward what lust incline K-nowing well the needs of state Y-ou regal grace alone attend O-n which the peace,both small and great U-ndone by doubt,alone depend

Valentine Sms

24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life!**

Valentine Joke

Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once :)

Valentine

My past says u met me My future says u wil care 4 me My present says u wil understand me But my heart says u wil Always Remember ME! Happy Valentines Day

May tha blessings of Allah
fill ur life with happiness
and open all the doors of success
now nd always.
Eid Mubarak

Eid SMS

Luk Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling 4 u
Trees Dancing 4 u
Birds singing 4 u
Becoz I requested them all 2 wish u
!!EID MUBARAK!!

Eid SMS

Do u know the Meanings of EID?
It means "ENJOY in DUNIYA" Dear
So, In ur life all moments bring EID 4 u
Wish EID MUBARAK to you and your family.

Eid SMS

Chupkay sy chand ke Roshni Choo Jay Ap ko
Dheery Say Yh Hawa Kuch Kh Jay Ap ko
Dil Sy jo Chahty Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Sy
Hum Dua Karty Hain Mil Jay Woo Ap ko
EID MUBARAk Greetings

Eid SMS

May the magic of this EID bring lots of happiness in your life and may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
Happy EID Greetings