June 29th, 2005
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.
FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) – $50
NORDIC TRACK $300 – HARDLY USED – CALL CHUBBIE at:
BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING – “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”
SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS
HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER – “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
PRESIDENT’S CHOICE – COW MANURE – 2 33lb bags – $5
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES – CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE – NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE – SLIGHTLY STAINED