July 31st, 2005
Roll of Tarmac
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. The barman asks “What’ll it be?”
The man says, “I’ll have half a bitter, and one for the road.”
Lots of Jokes to Make You Laugh
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. The barman asks “What’ll it be?”
The man says, “I’ll have half a bitter, and one for the road.”