July 1st, 2005
Short laughs & quips
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won’t.
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There’s one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.
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…Veni, Vedi, Clinti–I came, I saw, I lied.
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A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with ‘Once Upon A Time’?”
He replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If elected I promise’.”