West Virginia Crazy Law

If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.

Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

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No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.”

Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

It is illegal to snooze on a train.

According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.

When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.

Whistling underwater is prohibited.

Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.