July 28th, 2005
Whales
Two whales spot Japanese Whaler.
First whale: That’s the bastard who killed my folks — lets drown them!
Second Whale: “If they killed your folks let’s do it!”
First: “We’ll dive down then surface and blow the ship over with our blow-holes”.
This they did but the sailors were still alive swimming for it.
First: “Darn it! We’ll have to swim up to them with our mouths open and swallow them all down!”
Second: “No way! I don’t mind the blow-job but I’m not swallowing the seamen!”