You Know You’re In Alaska When…


  • . . .you know which leaves make good toilet paper.
  • . . .the mayor greets you on the street by your first name.
  • . . .there is only one shopping plaza in town.
  • . . .the municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
  • . . .the major parish fundraiser isn’t bingo - its sausage making.
  • . . .you find -60c a might chilly.
  • . . .the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
  • . . .you attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels and your Sorrels.
  • . . .you can play road hockey on ice skates.
  • . . .shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
  • . . .you know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.